MIAMI, FL—After being asked a question on immigration at the Democratic debate Wednesday evening, Beto O'Rourke attempted to appeal to Hispanic voters by jumping up on his lectern, producing a bottle of Cholula hot sauce out of his suit coat pocket, and chugging the entire thing in one swift motion.
"Yes, good question," he said in response to the question about immigration policy. "Here is my answer." He jumped up and held up the bottle of Cholula original hot sauce for everyone to see. "I want you all to see that this is not just some gringo mild sauce. This is legit Mexican hot sauce. It says so right on the label."
Beto then solemnly removed the cap, threw his head back, and began to chug the hot sauce. His face began to redden as he gulped down more and more of the sauce, but he steeled himself and pushed through, guzzling every last drop of the "incredibly spicy" Cholula sauce to prove he's "down with" Hispanic culture.
The bottle finished, Beto threw it down on the ground triumphantly. "Sorry, what was the question again?" He then promptly threw up everywhere.
Not to be outdone, Cory Booker guzzled a bucket full of Tapatio.
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