You've all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most horrific and terrifying things. The things found within the corridors of these centers that seek to help young women through their pregnancies have remained a mystery… until now.
Behold, the most terrifying things found inside a dangerous, right-wing pregnancy center:
Onesies
All over the place. And TINY SHOES.A stuffed teddy bear
Lord, help us all, a STUFFED TEDDY BEAR.Magna-Tiles
Who can comprehend the evil things they're used to construct?This disturbing sign that says, "Come On In!"
Luring in their next unsuspecting victim, obviously.Some type of equipment that can only be assumed to be used for unspeakable torture
Or perhaps it's used to show them images of their growing unborn babies, which is even worse.Babies all over the place
Don't let the cuteness fool you.A large container filled with the chemical compound dihydrogen oxide
Why would they need this much of this substance?Fierce beasts
What manner of creatures are these?A BIBLE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!A copy of Fireproof on DVD
Ok, this one is legitimately disturbing.
But seriously, folks, your local pregnancy center needs your support. Consider a donation to a friend of The Babylon Bee, like the ACPC or a center in your area.
The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this documentary of hard-hitting investigative journalism.
