U.S.—Joe Biden is once again causing a stir with his wacky sayings and nonstop gaffes. In a recent interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, Biden topped himself with his bizarre and hilarious comments.
When asked how he would handle the public health crisis, Joe Biden turned and looked directly into the camera exclaiming, “Help me! I don’t want to do this anymore!” Some thought he was trying to send a message but mostly everyone just laughed! “This may be his silliest quote yet,” said one offscreen reporter struggling to suppress her laughter. “The man is just a machine at coming up with nonsensical one-liners.”
“No seriously, I don’t know how much time I have here. They’re not letting me see my grandkids!” Biden continued. “I don’t want to be president. I want my rocking chair, nap time, ginger snaps and bingo!” But everyone just laughed even harder. “It must be another one of Biden's classic old-timey references.” Others said, “Oh Biden! What a character!”
Biden then shook his head, blinking several times and looking visibly confused. He then managed to get out two coherent sentences before calling Wolf Blitzer a lying dog-faced pony soldier and challenging him to a push-up contest. The interview ended abruptly after security was forced to step in and pull him off-camera.
Democratic viewers at home collectively shrugged and said, “He’s still got my vote.”
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