BRANSON, MO — Local man and confirmed idiot Mark Turner waved a driver through the four-way intersection this morning even though it was clearly Turner's turn to go.
"Please, go ahead," said Mark, waving like a dumb chump. "All you, buddy."
Turner, who was positioned to the right of the other driver at the intersection and had arrived a good three seconds earlier, clearly had the right-of-way. The entire intersection experience was set up to be a pleasant one for everyone involved. It was at that moment Turner insisted on waving the other driver through, like a total imbecile.
"Dude, it's your turn. Don't wave," said Timothy Raleigh. "He has the right of way here, but he's gesturing at me like a friggin' fool. I guess I'll go. Oh, now he's starting to go after waving me through. This fellow is a few fries, nuggets, and toy short of a Happy Meal."
Raleigh sighed as he accelerated once again, wondering how long he would have to soldier on this earth, putting up with such dunces.
At publishing time, Turner was seen honking at a driver who sat at an intersection for .0000002 seconds after the light turned green.
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