'I Don't Know If America Should Be Involved In Another Middle Eastern War,' Says Raging Antisemite

Worldviews · Jun 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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SAN DIEGO, CA — A local man expressed mild concern about the U.S. getting involved in another Middle Eastern War, forever exposing himself as a vile, raging antisemite.

"I dunno, I'm just a bit nervous about the possibility of an endless war that could claim thousands of American lives," said the man who clearly wants all Jews to die and probably loves Hitler. "It hasn't worked out too well for us in the past, you know?"

The man's friends were reportedly horrified to hear him outing himself as an actual anti-Jew Nazi.

"He always seemed so nice and reasonable," said one friend to reporters after the incident. "It's so sad to see someone you care about fall into this irrational wish for the total destruction of Jews. There's no other possible way to interpret his expressed concern over American involvement in foreign wars. It's one of the most antisemitic things I've ever heard."

"No! I'm not an antisemite! I love Jews! I have Jewish friends!" the Jew-hating bigot desperately insisted, clearly trying to hide his gross antisemitism. "I just don't want another foreign war! That's it!"

At publishing time, the man had also expressed concern over American spending in the Russia/Ukraine war, forever outing himself as a puppet of Vladimir Putin.


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