How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History

Media · Jul 14, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Over the centuries, the brilliant journalistic minds at CNN have covered several assassination attempts in their own unique way. Here are seven examples of their best work, serving as a shining beacon of truth in dark times:

  1. Julius Caesar

  1. John F. Kennedy

  1. Mufasa

  1. Archduke Franz Ferdinand

  1. William Wallace

  1. Emperor Palpatine

  1. Jeffrey Epstein

Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!

Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

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