How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History
Media · Jul 14, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Over the centuries, the brilliant journalistic minds at CNN have covered several assassination attempts in their own unique way. Here are seven examples of their best work, serving as a shining beacon of truth in dark times:

  1. Julius Caesar


  1. John F. Kennedy


  1. Mufasa


  1. Archduke Franz Ferdinand


  1. William Wallace


  1. Emperor Palpatine


  1. Jeffrey Epstein


Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!


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