Group Chat Ruined By Android User

Tech · Feb 17, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the presence of an Android user, according to reports.

Sources confirmed that a man called Henry Wells, a work acquaintance of the group chat's creator, was invited to participate in the organization of a weekend event. However, communication among the members of the group quickly fell apart as messages from Wells's Android phone failed to consistently transmit, and low-resolution photos were shared by him.

"I'm in!" one message from Wells read, arriving over forty minutes after the other chat participants asked who was planning to meet up at Applebee's, and while they were already on their way to the restaurant.

Dave: Oh, Henry's in too? OK, I guess that's fine. We [will] just have to take 2 cars.

Tim: I can pick him up. Send me your address, Henry.

Henry: I love Applbees[sic]

Jordan: We're turning around. Are you ready to go?

Henry: I like to get the Quesadilla Burger.

According to sources, Wells was vilified for having the wrong phone and was told repeatedly that he was worthless, though he never got those messages. The group chat was disbanded shortly thereafter in favor of a new group chat without Wells, where people could criticize him behind his back.

At publishing time, Wells had realized two days later that the group chat had disbanded.


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