U.S.—This is a little concerning: if you search Google for "Biden allegations" you're immediately redirected to a search results page full of articles about the accusations made against Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation process.
"Did you mean 'Kavanaugh allegations?'" the top of the search results page reads, helpfully reminding you that you are searching for allegations against the wrong party. Furthermore, all searches for "Tara Reade" are autocorrected to "Christine Blasey Ford." If you keep trying to search for the Biden allegations, Google assumes you're a hate group and bans you from the site entirely.
Google has assured everyone this is simply another unintentional glitch that just so happens to help cover for Democrats. "Whoops -- looks like another one of those pesky bugs in our code that, by complete coincidence, helps cover up a Democratic scandal," said one developer. "Rest assured, we're looking into it."
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