WASHINGTON, D.C. - Right on the heels of Donald Trump's Twitter-firing of Rex Tillerson as secretary of state Tuesday, the National Weather Service announced the rapid formation of a devastating category 5 hurricane originating from the furiously spinning revolving door located at the front of the White House.

"Hurricane Donald coalesced very quickly right above the White House as a result of the extremely violent rotation of the front revolving door, as employees are joining and leaving the Trump administration at a frenetic pace. Take shelter immediately," a NWS spokesman said in an emergency breaking news transmission. "If White House turnover doesn't quiet down, I fear we're going to be seeing many more of these weather patterns on the East Coast, so we need to be prepared."

At publishing time, excited scientists have confirmed that the planet has now entered a cooling trend, again due to powerful winds created by the White House revolving door.