Frantic Parents Locate Lost Ben Shapiro At Temple Owning Libs With Facts And Logic
Celebs · Apr 30, 2020 ·

LOS ANGELES, CA - Ben Shapiro and his parents attended Temple Beth El this past Sabbath, but after returning home, Mr. and Mrs. Shapiro were horrified to discover little Ben was not with them.

"I thought he was with you!" Shapiro's father said frantically as they searched the couch cushions in their home. Finally, they walked back to temple, where they were amazed to see Ben Shapiro still sitting with the liberals outside the temple, teaching them, instructing them, and owning them with FACTS and LOGIC.

Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers as he crushed lib after lib with TRUTH and DATA. Some tried to challenge him, but he instantly shut them down with rapid-fire answers, rattling off over 3,000 facts per second.

When his parents saw him, they were astonished. "Son, why have you treated us like this? Your father and I have been anxiously searching for you."

"Why were you searching for me?" he asked. "Didn't you know I had to be here destroying dumb libs with reasoning and logic? But first, let's talk about Bravo Company Firearms."

But they did not understand what he was saying to them, for he spoke too fast.


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