WASHINGTON, D.C. — Feminists and other Communists are leveling criticism against "uppity" Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for speaking out of turn at this week's State of the Union and rudely interrupting an old white male who was trying to speak.
"Absolutely shameful! Such behavior by a woman in the presence of men is just improper and unbecoming," said Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren. "Women need to know their place. Back when I was a young squaw on the plains of Oklahoma, speaking like that to a man might get you a smack on the mouth, or WORSE!"
Republicans have joined Democrats in condemning Greene, saying that maybe it's time for her to keep her mouth shut so the men can take care of business. "She was warned multiple times about yapping when the menfolk are trying to talk, but still she persisted," said Senator Mitt Romney. "Just shameful."
Democrats also pointed out that MTG wasn't alone, but was joined by several other loudmouthed women in forgetting decorum while the dignified elder statesman Joe Biden rambled on for 30 minutes about airline baggage fees. "Someone has to teach these women their place before they start getting big ideas in their little female brains," said Congresswoman and feminist Nancy Pelosi.
At publishing time, tensions had escalated further as MTG was seen keying Biden's limo.
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