SALT LAKE CITY, UT - In a disgraceful display of anger and impatience, Vice President Pence shocked the debate audience last night when he rebutted a woman of color by saying "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I disagree with your positions." The largely Mormon audience gasped at Pence's display of egregious rudeness.
"I've never seen such a temper-tantrum," said CNN analyst Frida Ghitis. "The mansplaining and anger towards a woman of color who is black and also a woman is disgusting and frankly a little frightening. And all this from a supposed Christian! Where are my meds? Where are my meds?" Ghitis then downed an entire bottle of blue pills and chased it with a bottle of red wine.
All the political experts all over the world universally agreed that Pence's behavior was inexcusable and that he's probably a dangerous misogynist.
"Disappointing. Really, really disappointing," said Mitt Romney in a CNN interview. "Trump has poisoned the mind of this once-great man and made him all weird and terrible. Not that I'd know anything about Trump poisoning the mind of a once-great man and making him weird and terrible, but that's just my observation."
A Pence spokesperson revealed to reporters that Pence has confessed his great sin to God and will be checking himself into an anger management clinic next week.