WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to improve Kamala Harris's likability, Washington's official likability consultants decided the best thing to do would be to film a fake conversation between Kamala and some child actors. Unfortunately, the filming for the video was cut short after Biden wandered on set and started sniffing the kids.
According to sources, aides had forgotten to lock him in the basement with a snack, and Joe's curiosity got the best of him.
"I just LOVE the idea of EXPLOOOORING the unknown," said Harris in her classic charming way. "Hey wait - JOE! What are you doing Joooeee? Those kids are not for sniffing!"
"Listen, lady, I dunno who you are but I sniff whoever I want to!" Joe said grumpily. He then took a large whiff of one of the child actors' heads before being dragged back to the basement for another snack.
Filming later resumed, but disaster struck again when one of the kids told the Vice President that he was an orphan with terminal cancer, causing Kamala to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes.
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