MIAMI, FL—Christian singles are often looking for ways to meet other believers. A casual, relaxed cruise is one option, but how do you know it won't make you stumble in your Christian walk?
Luckily, there's now a cruise that promises you can't possibly go too far.
Christian Singles Cruise Lines, LLC has launched the first-ever Caribbean cruise for available Christian singles that promises to go to the Virgin Islands and not a bit further.
"We will take you right up to the Virgin Islands, but we won't ever go a foot beyond that," said a spokesperson for the cruise. "You can rest easy knowing that we'll remain in the Virgin Islands the entire time, at least until you're ready to get married."
Cruises will feature lots of fun offerings for Christian singles, including Bible Trivia, wet sidehug contests, and all-you-can-drink virgin strawberry daiquiris. Best of all, the cruise line promises that God will tell you which hot Christian co-ed He definitely wants you to "pursue" by the time the ship docks back in Miami, or your money back.
The cruise line is considering launching a cruise line for Christian married couples that goes as far as you want.
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