WASHINGTON, D.C. — A historically awkward moment took place at the White House this morning, as an apparently confused Joe Biden showed up for the Monday morning staff meeting.
The incident happened in the West Wing conference room early Monday morning, where witnesses said former President Joe Biden arrived bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to attend the staff meeting at the start of the new week.
"He was in a chipper mood and ready to get to work," one White House insider said. "He was shaking everyone's hands and cracking jokes about the football games he watched yesterday like it was just another Monday morning. Ok, he did think that last night's game was between the Baltimore Colts and the Houston Oilers, but that's just regular Joe. The weird part was just that he was here and evidently thought he was still President."
Biden was reportedly pulled aside into an office and once again informed that he was no longer president and that he was not allowed on the premises. "We're still looking into how he got through security," said a source with the Secret Service. "One person said they saw crumbs around his mouth, so we suspect he may have been lured back to the White House by his desire for more animal crackers, but that's not been confirmed."
Witnesses said Biden was ushered peacefully out of the White House and taken to the home of Barack Obama, where he was put down for a nap on the couch.
At publishing time, White House staff members were confident that Biden wouldn't remember any sensitive national security information he may have overheard at the meeting because he never remembered it when he was President either.
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