CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate for a helpless minority customer who came in only speaking English.
María García Pérez, who could only understand Spanish, immediately called over her supervisor when the awkward situation presented itself at the counter. The workers were flummoxed that a white male who could only speak English was at the DMV in the state of California.
"Uh, hello?" began the helpless English-speaker. "Yeah, hi, I'd like to renew my driver's license, and I need to correct my address on my vehicle registration. You keep mailing it to the wrong address, and I've been pulled over three times for expired tags now."
"¿Qué?" replied Pérez.
"This is the Department of Motor Vehicles, correct?" replied the man, as Pérez stared at him blankly. "Driver's license? Vehicle registration? Hello?"
It was at this point that Pérez reportedly realized that there was a real language barrier, so she called over her supervisor, who also only spoke Spanish. After several minutes of not being able to help the white English-speaker, they called over colleague Moisés Vasquez, who was rumored to understand some "Spainglish."
At publishing time, Vasquez and the DMV customer had spent several hours establishing that they both knew the words "burrito" and "taco", but sadly were not coming any closer to resolving the man's vehicle registration-related needs.
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