LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished killing.
Eyewitnesses gasped in horror as Dr. Davidson reportedly used female pronouns for the baby he had just dismembered, despite the parents explicitly stating that they wished their child to be referred to as non-binary while it was being torn limb from limb.
"We are horrified that Dr. Davidson stated he was done crushing 'her' skull," said police chief Sir Mark Rowley. "No baby should ever have to endure such abuse while they are being killed. Londoners can rest easy tonight knowing that this monster is behind bars."
Nurses who worked with Dr. Davidson reported that in all the times they watched him kill kids, they had never heard him misgender one. "We've seen him murder hundreds of children. Imagine our horror when we heard him use the wrong pronouns for the child he killed," said nurse Amy Marsh. "Such language is literal violence and has no place in an abortionist clinic. We are appalled that such a thing could happen here."
At publishing time, Dr. Robertson had issued a statement apologizing for his behavior and promising to never again hurt a child while severing their spinal cord.
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