LANSING, MI—A breaking news report just revealed that there is a dangerous, psychotic, deranged fascist at large at the Michigan state capital and also some peaceful protesters with guns.
"This violent maniac has not been apprehended yet," said one source, "but we know that she is surrounded by armed guards and is considered extremely dangerous."
The potentially deadly psycho was seen going around the capital building completely uncontested, causing many to worry for their safety. Also, there were some protesters who gathered peacefully and exercised their 2nd Amendment rights to carry their firearms in a demonstration for their liberties.
But it's the fascist that is worrying experts.
It is unknown what the unhinged extremist wants, though she was screaming, "Power! Unlimited power!" and cackling toward the heavens throughout the day.
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