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Association Of Nihilists Releases Statement Supporting Black Lives Matter While Maintaining Nothing Really Matters In The End

BILLINGS, MT—The Association of Nihilists released a statement in support of the Black Lives Matter protests while maintaining their stance that everything is meaningless and nothing really matters in the end. TAON president Marty Hamer says that his organization feels that all races, genders, and ethnicities matter equally—that is to say not at all. 

Hamer asked that his statement "All lives don't matter" not be confused with the far more racist sentiment "All lives matter." "Our position is the complete opposite of all lives matter. Our position is that black lives matter, sure, but also no lives matter," Hamer clarified.

When asked if he felt his statement had any meaning, Hamer answered, "Of course not."

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