Life can look a wee bit different when you are raising little girls in your home. Take moment to look around, and if you see any of the signs listed below, you just might be a girl dad:
All of your old GI Joe's are now happily wedded to Barbies: It's quite the commune they have going.
You are the proud owner of 743 of those little hair tie thingies: At least four hundred of which are strategically placed throughout your truck at all times.
The doctor told you, "Congratulations, she's a girl" when your wife gave birth: Dead giveaway.
Your hot water bill is twice your mortgage: A telltale clue.
You know the difference between shampoo, dry shampoo, cream rinse, conditioner, volumizer, and blow-dry spray : Oof.
Several members of your house are currently having a private conversation with Mom because you "don't understand": Which is so not fair because you can be sensitive too.
You believe the right age to start dating is 32: They may then go out to a movie (chaperoned, of course).
You have the layout of the feminine hygiene aisle down so well you could shop it blind: And you usually do keep your eyes closed. It's better that way.
You spend 43% of your day telling people to put more clothes on: Sigh.
You are currently Googling "boarding schools with no teenage boys": Yup, you're a girl dad.
Do any of these sound familiar? Let us know in the comments!
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