Americans Scramble To Blame Obama For Everything While They Still Can
Politics · Jan 20, 2017 ·

U.S. - Stating they were "actually kinda disappointed" that Barack Obama's second term as President of the United States is coming to an end, Americans nationwide reported Friday morning that they are planning on blaming Obama for absolutely everything they can for the rapidly diminishing number of minutes that he is still President.

"Thanks, Obama," a woman in Los Angeles reportedly muttered as she sat in horrible traffic on the 405 freeway. "Man, it's gonna be really weird not being able to blame him for this anymore."

Other citizens of the United States agreed, stating they were going to make sure to ramp up their incessant blaming of every minute problem in their lives on the President as much as possible before noon.

"I tried saying 'Thanks, Trump,' after stubbing my toe the other day," a factory worker in Idaho told reporters. "It just didn't have the same ring to it."

"I blame Obama for that, too," he said, shaking his head and continuing to project his anger and fears on the President for everything going wrong in his life.

The nation is reportedly undecided if it will begin to take ownership of its own problems, or if it will slowly transition to blaming President Donald Trump for everything once he is sworn in.

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