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Alyssa Milano Calls For Strike On Starring In Any Noteworthy Film Projects

HOLLYWOOD, CA—In bold move intended to powerfully virtue-signal about abortion rights, Charmed actress Alyssa Milano has called for a strike on starring in any movies or TV shows.

"Our reproductive rights are being erased," she tweeted. "Until women have legal control over their own bodies we just cannot risk starring in any film or television projects you might have heard of."

"Until women in this nation have the right to choose, how can I possibly choose to star in any film you know about?" she declared at a rally. "I have the right to choose my film projects, and I'm going to exercise it to demonstrate how important choice really is."

Milano also pointed out that she already has a head-start on everybody else. "This should be pretty easy for me, since you know me as the girl from Charmed and... also someone who tweets a lot."

"In a way, Twitter is my most important starring role of all," she added.

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