HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is struggling to stand out.
"You'd think I'd be happy with all Nazi symbolism everywhere, but I'm not," said Polhaus. "I used to be special, you know? Superior. Now I'm just like everyone else."
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"I'm seeing swastikas everywhere these days," said Polhaus. "It's like it's mainstream now. It just kinda... I don't know... takes the fun out of it I guess."
"If everyone is a Nazi, then no one is."
Polhaus still proudly displays his Nazi tattoos and clothing when he's in town, but he noted that it doesn't seem to turn heads like it used to in the good old days. "Now, I think everyone assumes I'm a victim of Left-wing vandalism. It's sad."
At publishing time, Polhaus had found himself further saddened and confused when a mob of pro-Hamas supporters on a nearby campus cheered when they saw his swastika armband.
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