If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following helpful list of ways to elevate the ladies in your life on their special day:
Surprise your wife by responding to one of her texts: It's nice to do something you don't do every day.
Give a woman the honor of mowing the lawn this week: This raises her up to near-equal status to a man or a Mexican.
Take her out somewhere nice: Arby's was made for occasions just like this.
Tell your wife she can drive the car today: But only on side streets. No reason to get carried away.
Let her figure a movie out all by herself: She'll feel so accomplished when she finally grasps the plot.
Have her cook a really fancy meal so you can celebrate: Plus, she'll get to showcase her gift of dishwashing afterward.
Allow her to show her strength and independence by opening the door for herself: Inspiring.
Give her a day off: She can get all her chores done tomorrow instead.
Go ahead and recognize a woman today. You don't need to do it again for a whole year. What are other empowering ways to observe International Women's Day? Post your suggestions in the comments.
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