9 Surefire Ways To Bring Trump And Elon Back Together

Celebs · Jun 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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The world watched in horror yesterday as the friendship between President Donald Trump and Elon Musk was torn asunder, but it doesn't have to be this way. There is still hope that the two titans can make amends.

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of ways to guarantee a Trump-Musk reconciliation:


  1. Make them share a get-along shirt: You keep it on until you can play nice.

  2. Lock them both in a room together: They will be forced to resolve their issues or kill each other. Either way, things will work out.

  3. Tell them the other has died: In their grief, they will forget all about the argument and be relieved to find out they're both still alive.

  4. Orchestrate an elaborate parent trap: Become friends with Trump while your identical twin becomes friends with Elon. Then switch places. It works every time.

  5. Arrange an accidental meetup at the top of the Empire State Building: This is also how World War II ended.

  6. Help them remember their mothers are both named Martha: No battle can continue after this revelation.

  7. Force them to join forces in aerial combat against Russian MiGS where they will finally overcome their differences: It will only be a matter time before Trump tells Elon he can be his wingman any time.

  8. Plunge the world into World War III so they can unite against a common enemy: Lindsey Graham is already hard at work making this happen.

  9. Let fate run its course: Trump will befriend a rebound tech entrepreneur, Musk will befriend a rebound political leader, and both will realize what they had together cannot be replicated with anyone else.


Soon, everything will be fine, and no one will even remember that this tiff happened. Have other ideas to get them back together? Post them in the comments below.


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