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Everyone knows how wonderful and soul-nourishing it can be to peruse social media platforms. But are there places you can go that might be even better for your psyche and self-esteem?
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of places that are surprisingly more positive and uplifting than social media:
Leper colonies: The moaning, stench of rotting flesh, and general uncleanliness will make you feel just like you're reading posts on X.
Gaza: Everyone there is just as open and accepting of people from different ethnic backgrounds as any social media platform.
Taco Bell men's room: Social media doesn't have a monopoly on people dumping load after load of foulness.
The DMV: Spend a few hours waiting in line to renew your license, and you'll swear you were in the middle of an old-fashioned Twitter beef.
A Diddy party: Celebrities, debauchery, and prosecutable crimes. Who needs an app?
The parking lot at an Eagles game when you're wearing a Cowboys jersey: You may be viciously assaulted, stabbed, or shot, but that's still better than what happens online.
Sodom: The original site for uninhibited, reprehensible acts proves that nothing bad will result from such behavior.
Gomorrah: See above.
Hunter Biden's hotel room: It's just like social media, only with crack and hookers.
If you ever find yourself without internet access, you can always hit up one of the places listed above and have a more enjoyable experience than trekking through social media. Have your own suggestions? Leave them in the comments below.
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