With the blatant Taylor Swift psyop all but confirmed (of course the Pentagon denied it, what else would they say when everyone is onto them?), it's time to consider what other government psyops are hiding in plain sight in our everyday lives.
To help you keep an eye out, The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of totally obvious psyops:
- Cruise ship vacations: They want to get us all used to living in massive 10,000-unit government facilities.
- Warm, sunny days: Meant to lull you into a false sense of calm and comfort while the deep state plots to take away your gas stoves.
- Elmo: He teaches kids to talk in the third person so they're always stating their pronouns.
- Carnivore diet: If a meal plan that has you eating ribeye steaks every day sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
- Q: Not the mysterious conspiracy movement leader, but the actual letter. How often do you even use it anyway?
- Stanley tumblers: The vessel they'll eventually use to make all of us drink their Kool-Aid.
- Bluey: Everyone who falls in love with the Heeler family will be less likely to pay attention to the dismantling of their own.
- K-Love: Positive? Encouraging? Yeah, right. They're going to "Mercy Me" you all the way to government subservience.
- AOC: Come on. No one is actually that dumb.
Now that you've been told, it's impossible to unsee them, right? Exactly. Be on the lookout. You've been warned.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
