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The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump's speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about how bravely the Democrats pushed back against Trump's message of peace, hope, and prosperity.
The Babylon Bee compiled the following list of incredibly powerful ways Democrats protested Trump's speech:
Covered their ears while saying "la la la la la": This is how we fight back.
Stared blankly with ugly, unpleasant expressions: We're now being told that's just how they look.
Supported women by borrowing every pink pantsuit in Tim Waltz's closet: Never has the Minnesota governor's fabulous wardrobe come in more handy.
Ripped up copies of the Constitution at the end of the speech: Fascism defeated.
Silently drew up legislation that would continue funding the war in Ukraine using other people's money: That'll prove how committed they are.
Gave a rebuttal message that said "We're rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off us and sticks to you": There's no comeback for that.
Did some insider trading on their phones: This technically wasn't to protest Trump, but whatever.
Rooted for cancer: Trump supporters deserve what's coming to them.
Boy, they sure showed Trump. He'll think twice before crossing them ever again. What other subtle Democrat protests did you notice? List them in the comments below.
NOT SATIRE: $50K Seized: Fed Claims Cash Isn't Your Property
In a plot twist straight out of a government-funded magic show, the feds didn't merely slap a fine on a local landscaping business — they poofed $50,000 right out of its bank account. No judge, no jury, and not even a "Pretty Please" before the grand confiscation.
According to the Department of Justice's latest episode of "How to Misinterpret the Constitution," money isn't really your property; it's more like a communal donation to Uncle Sam's never-ending fund.
Picture this: you wake up, check your bank app, and — surprise! — your hard-earned cash has disappeared. Washington's response? A nonchalant, "Sorry, that wasn't really your property, was it?"
If a 40-year-old family business in Annapolis can have its cash spirited away without so much as a courtesy knock, then what's to stop them from waltzing into your 401(k) next? It's time to put a stop to these magical disappearing acts.
Download our FREE guide outlining the three crucial steps to guard your money before the feds turn your retirement into their next community potluck.
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