By now you've heard that Tim Walz literally stood in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square, but that's not the only iconic moment the governor has been present for! Here are eight other historical events Walz has claimed to be at:
Landing on the moon with the crew of Apollo 11: One small step for Tim, one giant leap for Tim-kind.
Raising the flag on Iwo Jima: Walz singlehandedly held off three thousand Japanese troops (while wounded!) just to plant Old Glory.
Marching in Selma with Joe Biden: It was there he first met Kamala, still in her stroller shouting, "Fweedom!"
The fall of Troy: In fact, it was none other than Tim Walz who shot the arrow that pierced Achilles' heel.
Aboard United Flight 93 on September 11th: Walz bravely stormed the cockpit, sacrificing his life for others. Hero.
The Last Supper: According to Walz, he suspected Judas the whole time.
When the One Ring was cast into the fires of Mount Doom: Tim can't carry it for you, but he can carry you!
The burning of Minneapolis in 2020: Okay, this one checks out.
Wow, what an incredible life! Truly, no one can compare to the storied journey of one Timothy J. Walz.
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