If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon Bee has collectively read the Bible at least once, so we know a thing or two about being a better Christian.
Here's a few good tips:
Stop sinning: It's simple, really.
Take a double helping of communion each time: We heard this might work.
Try to read the Bible at least as much time as you spend playing that one little mobile game where you do simple math calculations to multiply your soldiers to fight these zombie people who are marching toward you: That would be a huge improvement over last year.
Make a donation to KLOVE: The Holy Spirit has been urging you to support positive, encouraging family music for years.
Learn to do a backflip: Not particularly Christian, but it still feels like a Christian who can do one is better than one who can't.
Own more people in theological debates online: Just like the Apostle Paul did.
Don't wait until you're suffering from an existential life crisis to pray: It makes praying during your life crisis come more naturally.
Follow these simple steps, and you'll be holy in no time. Being a Christian has never been easier.
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