Forget Yo Momma Jokes -- Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes
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There's nothing like a savage "yo momma" joke -- but it's the current year, and we can't say "momma" anymore, unfortunately. But we've got you covered with these 7 savage "yo birthing person" jokes that will diss all your friends and get the whole squad laughing.

1. Yo birthing person is so fat she fell in love and broke it. DAAAAANG!!!

2. Yo birthing person is so obese she's at risk of obesity-related problems like diabetes and heart disease. THAT'S COOOOOLD YO!!!

3. Yo birthing person is so dumb she wears two masks outside even though she's vaccinated. BUUUUURN!!!

4. Yo birthing person is so stupid she liked The Last Jedi! BELOW THE BELT BRO!!!!

5. Yo birthing person is so problematic she held a gender reveal party for you without your consent! SHEEEEEESH!!!

6. Yo birthing person is so ugly the CDC recommended she wear a mask outside waaaay before the pandemic. OOOOOOH!!!!

7. Yo birthing person is so toxic even The Daily Wire won't hire her! BRRRUUUUUUH ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Y'all just got moted!

Not satire: Worried you might be laughing at problematic jokes? From the author of Woke Fragility,  The Little Book of Woke Jokes is packed full of explanations of why your jokes are toxic and offensive. Never run out of lectures again, and - more importantly - prove you're against white supremacy by buying this book.


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