NASHVILLE, TN—After losing most of his fanbase due to his endorsement of Donald Trump for president, rapper 50 Cent has announced he will be moving to Nashville and releasing a country album to reach out to his new Trump-supporting fanbase.
The upcoming album, titled MAGA Or Die Tryin' is a touching love letter to Middle America and the forgotten people who live there. With new singles like "The Farming Life For Me," "Back Tha Blu," and "Banjo Cold Beer Lift-Kit Fishing Trip," 50 Cent hopes to win the hearts and minds of freedom-loving patriots across the country.
According to sources, the sound and style will be virtually indistinguishable from 50 Cent's usual music except there will be a banjo track in the background and he will wear a cowboy hat in his videos.
50 Cent was originally going to take on a new, more patriotic name "50 States," but after seeing the low taxes in Tenessee, he has opted for the new name "70 Cent."