If you are a born-again Christian, the Holy Spirit lives within you and offers you unfettered access to an amazing array of unfathomable supernatural power and abilities. As you learn to live in the unseen realm by ushering the power of God into your life by faith—with the help of chemical dumps in your brain resulting from forced emotional highs—you will come to see that you truly can “do all things!”
We’re very pleased to present you with 15 tried and true methods—proven ourselves—of activating the power of the Holy Spirit right now.
1.) Stand on your head while speaking in tongues. All Christians should do this every day, multiple times. As the blood rushes into your brain and you’re rattling off some “shatatatatas” like a spiritual M16, you will literally feel the power of God activate within your soul.
2.) Growl like a rabid wolf until you foam at the mouth. In your home, at work, on public transport—wherever and whenever you desire a real jolt of Holy Ghost power, just start growling and barking viciously until you begin the foam at the mouth like Old Yeller. And then offer a spiritual translation of your guttural noises to anyone within earshot.
3.) Intentionally crash your car into a light post. Feel that adrenaline flowing through you as you careen toward the post and smash into it head-on. Your body’s instinctive defense mechanisms will deploy, and you will feel a rush in your brain like none other. Then, after the initial adrenaline dump, as your body is drained of all energy, sob uncontrollably as you survey the damage done to your vehicle. Powerful anointing!
4.) Sit in a crowded public place and breathe loudly and rapidly out of your mouth. Spiritual mouth-breathing to the point of near-hyperventilation will cause you to become extremely light-headed and dizzy, which always means you are having a personal experience with God. When people approach you to see if you’re OK, prophesy over their lives.
5.) Punch yourself in the face as hard as you can. Your eyes will well up with tears as you encounter the Lord personally and intensely!
6.) Drink five large cans of Monster Energy in rapid succession. When you’re done, start speaking in tongues and prophesying about everything and everyone around you, and do not stop until you pass out from exhaustion.
7.) Go three full days without sleep. By the end of this practice, you’ll feel like you’re floating in the Third Heaven.
8.) Attend a funeral and cackle loudly the entire time. In a moment when everyone is thinking about death, activate the supernatural power inside you with some loud holy laughter. Then offer Spirit-filled interpretations of the stern looks everyone is shooting your way. Talk about being a light in a dark place!
9.) Think of the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you until you are forced to weep bitterly. Unleashing the power of the Holy Spirit in your life is all about manufacturing emotions. Just dwell on the most horrible thing you can think of until you’re wailing. This will result in a powerful anointing of God’s presence. (Note: this also works in worship services. Get those eye-faucets flowing!)
10.) Just whip yourself into a furious, trance-like frenzy, as if you’re a Norse berserker preparing for combat. Whatever it takes. Whatever you have to do. Talk about unleashing the power of God!
11.) Do a few tabs of acid and listen to The Newsboys. You will no doubt see visions of heavenly beings—angels, cherubs, ghosts, and maybe even some demons you can rebuke! As an added benefit, you’ll probably get some flashbacks later on down the road, where you’ll suddenly be thrust back into this unique prophetic vein.
12.) Stick your finger into a light socket. Instant Holy Spirit power!
13.) Break dance to the entirety of the Beastie Boys classic License to Ill and have a friend provide the spiritual interpretation of your dance. Break dance vigorously all the way from “Rhymin and Stealin” to “Time to Get Ill” while your friend interprets every dope spin and pop and lock. Seriously powerful stuff here.
14.) Eat at Taco Bell. And eat as much as you can. Within an hour you will feel a burning inside you, deep in your bowels, as the power of the Spirit overtakes you.
15.) Walk into a stranger’s home and ask if you can provide a prophetic interpretation of their wall decor. Watch God move as you waltz into someone’s home and blow their minds with a word of prophecy pertaining to their walls. Spirit unleashed!
There you have it. 15 proven methods of unleashing the power of God in your life. And you can do any one of these RIGHT NOW to activate the supernatural power of God within you.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go try them!