It can be difficult to find modest attire when you're a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations. Fortunately, we at the Babylon Bee are not just prophets - we're also fashion experts. Here are seven simple tips for Christian ladies to dress modestly:
Wrap yourself in several blankets and just kind of roll from place to place: Sinless and comfortable.
Wear an oversized Hefty trash bag and poke out little eye holes: You'll keep your Christian brothers from temptation while saving a fortune on clothing.
Yoga pants are actually permissible, so as long as you then cover your body in several potato sacks: It's worth it for chastity.
Wear a romper so you look like an idiot: This will keep the fellas far, far away.
Cover your hair with a towel all wrapped up how ladies always do after getting out of the shower: We're not sure why women do this, but we are sure it guards against lust.
Always cover up with a "Modest is Hottest" t-shirt: The pinnacle of the Christian t-shirt.
Wear actual clothes when you go out in public: A simple, yet effective strategy.
It's not that hard to dress modestly after all, see? Let us know what other modesty tips you have in the comments below!
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