You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... something. Here are the seven best things to say if you find yourself in this terrible situation:
"I'm sorry, I was praying for someone's eternal soul. Can you repeat the question?": A get-out-of-jail-free card.
"That question reminds me... what's the best way to understand the Trinity?": The professor will be unable to resist.
"Whoa, look out the window, is that a Nephilim?": Situation handled.
"Great question. I wonder what the Council of Trent would have said?": When in doubt, punt to the Council.
"I suppose it comes back to whether one accepts the historical critical hermeneutical lens as proffered by Norman Cantor": Everyone will be forced to pretend they understood what you just said.
"I think I might be gay": Pretty extreme, but foolproof in getting out of a question.
"Jesus": When all else fails, go with the tried-and-true.
Don't sweat the Bible class daydreaming. Just try any one of these, and you'll be good to go.
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
