DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
Just moments after finishing a Crunchwrap Supreme and Mountain Dew Baja Blast, local man Richard Plummer caused quite the commotion at a Taco Bell located on Atlantic Avenue when he felt a little Baja Blast of his own brewing in his colon.
"He was pounding on the bathroom door and I says to him, 'Sir, there's a code!' and he looked at me and said, I kid you not, 'I'm gonna Baja Blast!'," recounted Taco Bell employee Sandra Nichols. "Oh, we laughed about it all day."
According to sources, this particular Baja Blast was not at all refreshing, although it was certainly a tropical lime storm of its own.
Plummer later confessed that his body went into a sort of "Code Red" ahead of his "Maui Burst" and he simply couldn't "Do the Dew" on the floor like an animal, which accounted for his explosive temperament. "But it could have been worse," he said. "It could have been Sweet Lightning."
At publishing time, Richard Plummer made it home safely where he could quarantine with his toilet for the next two weeks.
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