10 Surefire Ways To Get Out Of Wearing A Mask When Someone Tells You To
Sponsored · Jan 19, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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Everywhere you look, there are petty tyrants trying to steal your freedom by making you wear a mask! We say ENOUGH! If you're as sick of it as we are, here are 10 handy methods to help you avoid wearing a mask when someone tells you to!


1) Smack them with your pocket Constitution - A Bill of Rights to the face oughtta stop them.

2) Shout "Am I being detained?!" while waving your Gadsden flag - NO STEP ON SNEK!

3) Slowly eat a giant tub of cheese puffs - As long as you're eating, you don't have to wear a mask.

4) Dress up as an illegal immigrant - They get to move about freely. Thanks, Biden!

5) Wear a "Tax the Rich" dress and pretend you're at the Met Gala. - AOC showed us how well this one works.

6) Smugly tell them you identify as wearing a mask. - LOLOLOLOL OWNED. Classic joke.

7) Summon the musket-wielding minutemen. - Rise up, brothers! Tally ho!

8) Wave a Scottish claymore around above your head while screaming "FREEEEEEDOM!" - Works every time.

9) Put on your "Trump Won" mask - They'll instantly regret their decision to make you wear one. 4D chess!

10) Just put on the mask like the brainwashed beta cuck sheeple you are. - Time to embrace your identity as a total loser. Baaaa!!!

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