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Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires - Article image
Politics · May 12, 2026 · 38
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Politics · May 12, 2026 · 46
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Media · May 12, 2026 · 21

U.S. - Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.

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