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AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language - Article image
Politics · Feb 17, 2026 · 129
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language

MUNICH - In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn Spain for steal...

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Entertainment · Feb 18, 2026 · 27
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NEW YORK, NY - During a Tuesday evening taping of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert announced he would rather the show not air at all than have to i...

Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible - Article image
Faith Tips · Feb 18, 2026 · 17
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible

NEW YORK CITY - Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be Christians too if they just ignore everythin...
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U.S. · Feb 18, 2026 · 43

NEW YORK CITY - New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to a crushing tax increase.

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Family · Feb 18, 2026
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ONTARIO, CA - In a revelation intended to lay a foundation for a better marital relationship, a local wife explained to her husband that her love lang...

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ONTARIO, CA - In a revelation intended to lay a foundation for a better marital relationship, a local wife explained to her husband that her love lang...
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible - Article image
Faith Tips · Feb 18, 2026 · 17
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NEW YORK CITY - Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be Christians too if they just ignore everythin...

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