Babylon Bee logo Babylon Bee logo
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Bee Minus
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Skip to main content
Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs - Article image
Crime · Dec 31, 2025 · 77
Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs

Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. He...

College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo - Article image
Sports · Dec 31, 2025 · 73
College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo

U.S. - One young student athlete's years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college football player prepared to achieve his lifelong dream...

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions - Article image
Politics · Dec 30, 2025 · 61
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 - and President Donald Trump...
‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab - Featured article image
Politics · Dec 31, 2025 · 84

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to...

Perfect Day Ruined By People - Article image
Life · Dec 31, 2025 · 57
Perfect Day Ruined By People

SALEM, OR - Once again, a perfect day has been ruined by the existence of people.

Life · Dec 31, 2025 · 57
Perfect Day Ruined By People

Perfect Day Ruined By People - Featured article image
SALEM, OR - Once again, a perfect day has been ruined by the existence of people.
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions - Article image
Politics · Dec 30, 2025 · 61
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 - and President Donald Trump...

Subscriber Headlines

Bill Clinton Starting To Worry People May Think He Cheated On His Wife

Dec 23, 2025 | LilSebastian


Kids Worldwide Feel Weight Lift Off As They Can Finally Go Back To Being Naughty

Dec 26, 2025 | BaberahamLincoln


Mary And Joseph Regret Not Putting More Practical Gifts On Baby Registry

Dec 19, 2025 | TD LuvsYou

Visit Forum

Babylon Bee Stream

Latest

View All
Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas - Article image
Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas
Family · Dec 29, 2025 · 51
Benny Johnson Reacts To Benny Johnson Reacting To Benny Johnson - Article image
Benny Johnson Reacts To Benny Johnson Reacting To Benny Johnson
Celebs · Dec 29, 2025 · 74
The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota - Article image
The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota
U.S. · Dec 28, 2025 · 108
Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas - Article image
Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas
World · Dec 27, 2025 · 131
Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder - Article image
Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder
Family · Dec 26, 2025 · 104
Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas - Article image
Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas
Family · Dec 26, 2025 · 108

Buzzing

View All
Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud - Article image
Politics · Dec 29, 2025 · 127
Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud

ST. PAUL, MN - In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 bill...
Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares - Article image
U.S. · Dec 30, 2025 · 114
Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying taxes for 50 years, and is...
The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025 - Article image
The Babylon Bee · Dec 28, 2025 · 79
The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025

As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After ho...
Planet Fitness Offering Convenient New Two-Week Membership For New Year's - Article image
Health · Dec 30, 2025 · 48
Planet Fitness Offering Convenient New Two-Week Membership For New Year's

HAMPTON, NH - As millions resolve to briefly get back in shape, Planet Fitness announced a convenient new two-week gym membership just in time for the...

Must Read

Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real - Article image
Life · Dec 26, 2025 · 69
Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real

KNOXVILLE, TN - It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to t...
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child - Article image
Sponsored · Dec 15, 2021 · 168
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child

First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship - Article image
U.S. · Dec 23, 2025 · 109
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.
Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism - Article image
Media · Dec 24, 2025 · 94
Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism

U.S. - CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to do journalism.

Don't Miss

Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus - Article image
U.S. · Dec 29, 2021 · 174
Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to sources, Biden is just kicking himself after looking at his to-do list for 2021 and realizing he forgot to shut down t...
'HEEERE'S JOHNNY!' Cries Crazed John MacArthur Chopping Through Joel Osteen's Office Door - Article image
'HEEERE'S JOHNNY!' Cries Crazed John MacArthur Chopping Through Joel Osteen's Office Door
Celebs · Oct 23, 2018 · 14
Biden Tells Aides To Wake Him Up When Results Start Coming In - Article image
Biden Tells Aides To Wake Him Up When Results Start Coming In
Politics · Nov 3, 2020 · 24
Leftists Stand In Midst Of Storm Signaling Hurricane To Go Kill Their Political Opponents - Article image
Leftists Stand In Midst Of Storm Signaling Hurricane To Go Kill Their Political Opponents
U.S. · Aug 30, 2019 · 6
Cuomo Invites All Accusers To Come Forward And Gather In New York Nursing Home - Article image
Cuomo Invites All Accusers To Come Forward And Gather In New York Nursing Home
Politics · Mar 12, 2021 · 59
Top 10 Hottest Hunks According To Taylor Lorenz - Article image
Top 10 Hottest Hunks According To Taylor Lorenz
Celebs · Apr 14, 2025 · 98
Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude - Article image
Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude
Culture · Jan 3, 2025 · 94

Premium Content

View All
New Video - The Buzz #031: Prophesying Over 2026 - Article image
Premium · Dec 29, 2025 · 28
New Video - The Buzz #031: Prophesying Over 2026

The Babylon Bee looks back on their 2025 highlights and prophesies over the upcoming new year.
New Video - The Bee’s Best Videos of 2025 - Article image
Premium · Dec 24, 2025 · 14
New Video - The Bee’s Best Videos of 2025

It's been a rather dark year, which only makes the need for laughter greater. Check out our top-performing sketches of 2025. They're good! Guaranteed!
New Video - The Buzz #030: All I Want For Christmas - Article image
Premium · Dec 23, 2025 · 16
New Video - The Buzz #030: All I Want For Christmas

The true spirit of Christmas is, as we all know, getting presents. The Babylon Bee talks about what they want for Christmas this year and Santa steps ...
New Video - FBI Infiltrates Extremist Christian Meeting - Article image
Premium · Dec 19, 2025 · 17
New Video - FBI Infiltrates Extremist Christian Meeting

Agent Jim Johnson has seen many horrors in his time but few compare to the repulsive work of friendly extremists who love their enemies and want them ...

Greatest Hits

View All
Biden Apologizes For Racist Gaffe: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones' - Article image
Biden Apologizes For Racist Gaffe: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones'
Politics · Aug 9, 2019 · 10
Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan' - Article image
Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan'
Politics · Mar 2, 2020 · 20
Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship - Article image
Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship
Lifestyle · Jun 6, 2017 · 37
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List - Article image
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List
Worldviews · Aug 21, 2020 · 136
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office' - Article image
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office'
Politics · Sep 25, 2018 · 13
Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy - Article image
Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy
Politics · Apr 27, 2020 · 16

All News

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.