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· Sep 23, 2026
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Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible ahead of the midterms despite...
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· Sep 23, 2026
· 39
Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials
Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump ban...
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· Sep 22, 2026
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Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
WORLD - The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to judge their religion based on...
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· Sep 22, 2026
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'The Babylon Bee' Has Obtained The Fall Lineup For Trump TV
Move over, legacy media! The White House has officially unveiled the all-new TRUMP TV channel, featuring an incredible slate of original programming f...
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· Sep 21, 2026
· 61
CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest wave of legal turmoil enveloping the nation's capital, cable network CNN sued the Trump administration for allegedly ...
Scripture
· Sep 21, 2026
· 94
Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH - Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
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Business
· Sep 22, 2026
· 60
Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen
SEATTLE, WA - Amazon announced an update to its package tracking system that would helpfully inform California customers when their package had reache...
U.S.
· Sep 21, 2026
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Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals
ASHBURN, VA - A local data center situated just outside of town, in what is commonly called "Data Center Alley," reportedly disguised itself as an abo...
Media
· Sep 21, 2026
· 52
Trump Revokes Grima Wormtongue’s Press Credentials
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest escalation of his administration's ongoing feud with the mainstream media, President Donald Trump announced on Monday...
Politics
· Sep 21, 2026
· 72
RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino
WASHINGTON, D.C. - HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced on Monday that he was teaming up with Starbucks to create a bold new Beef Tallow Spic...
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· Sep 22, 2026
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Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 111
25 Years Later...
Today is an emotional day for a lot of us. It marks the anniversary of the day the largest terrorist attack on American soil was carried out, taking t...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Happy Labor Day 2026!
Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
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· Aug 31, 2026
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