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· Aug 21, 2026
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England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa
LONDON - The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.
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· Aug 21, 2026
· 49
Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to ...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 98
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 89
12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn't Love You Anymore
Relationships are hard work - especially for women. That's because if there's anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers, and sport games, it's d...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 93
America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
U.S. - The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meg...
Crime
· Aug 20, 2026
· 71
Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper
LONDON - Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for serial killer Jack the Ripper.
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 87
DeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing Fraud
TALLAHASSEE, FL - After an election night in which the Sunshine State successfully tallied all its votes within hours of the polls closing, Florida Go...
Crime
· Aug 19, 2026
· 56
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA - Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award.
Family
· Aug 19, 2026
· 53
Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms
U.S. - In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for stay-at-home moms.
Family
· Aug 17, 2026
· 87
11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The...
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· Aug 14, 2026
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· Jun 15, 2026
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Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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· May 25, 2026
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