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· Aug 31, 2026
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Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey 'Gay Ice Football'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle with Canada too far after he signe...
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 58
CNN Banned In New Mexico After New State Law Criminalizes Fake News
ALBUQUERQUE, NM - CNN has officially been forced off the air in New Mexico after the state passed a new law criminalizing fake news.
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· Aug 28, 2026
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7 Tragic World Events As Reported By The Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing...
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· Aug 30, 2026
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Woman Who Has Nothing Bad To Say About Her Husband Uninvited From Ladies Lunch Group
PALO ALTO, CA - Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say ...
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· Aug 29, 2026
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Tucker Carlson Spends 380th Consecutive Episode Criticizing Country Nobody Is Allowed To Criticize
U.S. - Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carls...
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 72
Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation f...
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Here Are The 12 Toughest Trials That God Has Allowed American Christians To Face
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird...
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· Aug 28, 2026
· 61
El-Sayed Forces Democrats To Take Stance On Whether Terrorism Is Good
U.S. - Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a positio...
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· Aug 25, 2026
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7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations
Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackf...
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· Aug 28, 2026
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Arte Moreno Finally Arrested For Gross Negligence Of The Los Angeles Angels
ANAHEIM, CA - The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his ...
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