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Politics · Dec 3, 2025 · 52
Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee

With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a war crime? Let us help unpack this com...

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Sports · Dec 3, 2025 · 48
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Op-Ed · Dec 3, 2025 · 36
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