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· Jul 7, 2026
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Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
SULLIVAN, ME - A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations have sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.
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· Jul 7, 2026
· 39
Kids Sentenced To Another Week At Different VBS
MOBILE, AL - After surviving five consecutive days of "Jungle Quest: Following Jesus Into The Wild" just last month, local children Kate and Brayden M...
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· Jul 6, 2026
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8 Simple, Foolproof Ways To Test An Athlete's Gender
On June 30, the United States Supreme Court upheld the right of states to ban transgender athletes from competing in female sports. Now, the hard work...
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· Jul 6, 2026
· 72
Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort Of Sign That Platner Was A Bad Person
U.S. - In the wake of sexual assault allegations being leveled at Senate nominee Graham Platner, Democrats were left wishing there had been some sort ...
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· Jul 6, 2026
· 61
America Finally Interested In Soccer After Realizing How Angry You Can Make Europeans
U.S. - After years of ignoring the world's most popular sport, Americans finally took a keen interest in soccer after discovering how much it can irri...
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· Jul 6, 2026
· 77
President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder
U.S. - On Monday afternoon, President Donald Trump issued an official invitation to the nation of Belgium to cry harder.
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· Jul 5, 2022
· 332
Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?
Racism is everywhere - especially on July 4th! To be a good anti-racist, you must train yourself to see racism everywhere and then loudly and obnoxiou...
Science
· Jul 6, 2026
· 51
Study Finds 92% Of Husbands' Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives
U.S. - A study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science on Monday revealed that exactly 92% of a husband's time is spent w...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 3, 2026
· 93
Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say 'Semiquincentennial'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe Biden to be president again for one day during t...
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