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Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses by the year 2030.
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· Aug 21, 2026
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Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
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· Aug 21, 2026
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· Aug 22, 2026
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New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he d...
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· Aug 20, 2026
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· Aug 19, 2026
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12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn't Love You Anymore
Relationships are hard work - especially for women. That's because if there's anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers, and sport games, it's d...
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· Aug 20, 2026
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America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
U.S. - The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meg...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 59
A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron
CYBERSPACE - An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might be a bit of a moron.
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 88
DeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing Fraud
TALLAHASSEE, FL - After an election night in which the Sunshine State successfully tallied all its votes within hours of the polls closing, Florida Go...
Crime
· Aug 19, 2026
· 56
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA - Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award.
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