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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually - Article image
Media · Feb 6, 2026 · 57
Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in excess of $10...

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U.S. - Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protesters ...

Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person - Article image
Science · Feb 6, 2026 · 29
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person

U.S. - A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the same am...
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S. - Featured article image
Sports · Feb 6, 2026 · 40

SANTA CLARA, CA - The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyon...

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Life · Feb 5, 2026 · 56
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LITTLE ROCK, AK - As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he ...
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person - Article image
Science · Feb 6, 2026 · 29
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person

U.S. - A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the same am...

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Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
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MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...
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Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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