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· Oct 28, 2026
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9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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IT'S GO TIME: Mormons Prepare For One Evening Of Year When Everyone Will Answer Their Door
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year ...
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· Oct 27, 2026
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Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inqui...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language
PITTSBURG, PA - Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people u...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Abdul El-Sayed Promises To Any Jews Who Vote for Him That He'll Kill Them Last
LANSING, MI - Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Dog, Toddler Team Up To Make Sure You Are Doing Okay On The Toilet
U.S. - According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet.
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· Oct 27, 2026
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James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year
Texas Senatorial candidate James Talarico has been named The Babylon Bee's Straight Man of the Year.
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· Oct 26, 2026
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After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes
BRASILIA - After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential ele...
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· Oct 27, 2026
· 59
Newsom Touts California As The Only State Where You Can See A Homeless Man Defecating On A Beach And On A Mountain In The Same Day
SACRAMENTO, CA - Ahead of the midterms, Governor Gavin Newsom once again touted California as the only state where you can see a homeless man defecati...
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· Oct 26, 2026
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Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week
PARIS - Fiery riots across the country ended suddenly on Saturday when participants refused to protest more than 32 hours in a given week.
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· Oct 29, 2026
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The Significance Of The Importance Of Reminding Us Of Our Natural Nature! Photo Headline Challenge | October 29, 2026
Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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· Oct 27, 2026
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Celebrating The 4th Anniversary Of Twitter Liberation Day
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· Oct 26, 2026
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Are These Fit For The Funny Pages? Rejected Headlines | October 26, 2026
The Babylon Bee is dedicated to bringing you only the best headlines money can buy. Our writers constantly bring us their ideas and while some of them...
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