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· Aug 24, 2026
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New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
LANCASTER, PA - Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about dat...
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· Aug 24, 2026
· 39
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
VALLEY OF ELAH - A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while huck...
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· Aug 24, 2026
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· Aug 21, 2026
· 129
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
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Politics
· Aug 22, 2026
· 72
New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he d...
Sports
· Aug 21, 2026
· 63
Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to ...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 106
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 99
12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn't Love You Anymore
Relationships are hard work - especially for women. That's because if there's anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers, and sport games, it's d...
Crime
· Aug 20, 2026
· 73
Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper
LONDON - Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for serial killer Jack the Ripper.
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 95
America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
U.S. - The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meg...
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