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· Jul 21, 2026
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· Jul 22, 2026
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NEW YORK, NY - After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic ...
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· Jul 21, 2026
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· Jul 20, 2026
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Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
MIAMI, FL - A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial cha...
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· Jul 20, 2026
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Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
THE COUNTERTOP - The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales...
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· Jul 21, 2026
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Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
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· Jul 18, 2026
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'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI - Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during ...
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· Jul 17, 2026
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Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
U.S. - Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaura...
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 15, 2026
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10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir
At long last, the wait is over - President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in the White House. The book, titled Promise Me, America, wil...
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