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· Sep 29, 2026
· 32
The Year Is 2064 And Dude Perfect Has Just Released ‘Nursing Home Wheelchair Trick Shots Volume 9’
THE FUTURE - The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insan...
Christian Living
· Sep 29, 2026
· 26
Woman Prepares For Start Of 'Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee' Season
JONESBORO, AR - Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictur...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 62
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 63
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
Politics
· Sep 28, 2026
· 45
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
Life
· Sep 28, 2026
· 74
Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He's Staring At
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring a...
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· Sep 25, 2026
· 98
10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him fe...
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 133
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State
While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to ca...
Church
· Sep 25, 2026
· 82
Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
AMARILLO, TX - During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he beg...
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 130
'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo
U.S. - The Babylon Bee is excited to publicly release our first official staff photo in five years, with a huge thanks to the expert visual media team...
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Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup
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