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Man Outed As Nazi For Saying We Should Have Laws And Borders - Article image
Worldviews · Jan 29, 2026 · 17
Man Outed As Nazi For Saying We Should Have Laws And Borders

GREEN BAY, WI - Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders...

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Trump Tells Iran If They Don't Stop Slaughtering Protesters He's Going To Start Counting To Five - Featured article image
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump told the Ayatollah's regime th...

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