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· Jan 5, 2026
· 37
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· 46
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· 61
Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
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· 57
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· Jan 3, 2026
· 116
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 50
Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA - Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy ...
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· Jan 4, 2026
· 54
British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
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· Jan 2, 2026
· 131
Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It's Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, that it was time for them ...
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· Dec 30, 2025
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Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions
It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 - and President Donald Trump...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 170
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· Dec 31, 2025
· 137
Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs
Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. He...
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· Dec 31, 2025
· 128
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