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· Jun 11, 2026
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Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates was brought before the United States Congress this week to answer for his connection to...
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· Jun 11, 2026
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EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking
SAN ANTONIO, TX - For the health and safety of the team's players, the San Antonio Spurs will be stationing EMTs near its bench at all future games to...
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· Jun 10, 2026
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Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obviou...
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· Jun 9, 2026
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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
U.S. - The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no...
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· Jun 10, 2026
· 68
Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former Pre...
World
· Jun 10, 2026
· 51
Starmer To Irish: Let’s Not Bicker And Argue About Who Beheaded Whom
LONDON - Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irish...
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· Jun 9, 2026
· 72
Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker
EAU CLAIRE, WI - In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welk...
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· Jun 8, 2026
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L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA - After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting a...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Politics
· Jun 9, 2026
· 73
California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
LOS ANGELES, CA - Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly reporting voter turnout of 250%...
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· May 19, 2026
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As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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