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· May 12, 2026
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Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires
LOS ANGELES, CA - Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands of acres of burned timber...
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· May 12, 2026
· 12
WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option
U.S. - As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient "Draft My Last Will And Testament" option for u...
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· May 11, 2026
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Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been i...
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· May 11, 2026
· 57
Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue
MIAMI, FL - A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed a woman who had touched it was mi...
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· May 11, 2026
· 51
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
MANHATTAN - The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes.
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· May 11, 2026
· 50
BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard To Destroy Trump And Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored ...
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· May 8, 2026
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'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor...
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· May 9, 2026
· 65
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST - An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
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· May 8, 2026
· 55
10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial...
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· May 9, 2026
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Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib," President Donald Trump signed an ...
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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