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· Jun 22, 2026
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Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent
SACRAMENTO, CA - Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would offset expenditures by rai...
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· Jun 22, 2026
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Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
MASON, MI - Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his campaign for the District 32 Sanitation Board this week.
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· Jun 19, 2026
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NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
SAN DIEGO, CA - NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.
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· Jun 19, 2026
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'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama
CHICAGO, IL - Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness the firepower of his now fully...
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· Jun 19, 2026
· 66
British Tourists Pleasantly Surprised By Quality Of American Food, Lack Of Rape Gangs
U.S. - British tourists visiting the United States have reportedly been surprised by the quality of American food, and also the fact there are no viol...
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· Jun 18, 2026
· 73
10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. S...
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· Jun 18, 2026
· 73
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
TEHRAN - The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second...
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· Jun 17, 2026
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VICTORY: Trump Secures Reopening Of Strait That Was Open Before War
IRAN - In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was o...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Family
· Jun 18, 2026
· 47
Learning from Trump, Man Successfully Negotiates Wife Down To Absolutely Everything She Wants
DAYTON, OH - Local man Troy Greer announced that after a long, intense round of negotiations with his wife, he had emerged victorious and had successf...
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