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· Aug 21, 2026
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England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa
LONDON - The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.
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· Aug 21, 2026
· 51
Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to ...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 101
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 92
12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn't Love You Anymore
Relationships are hard work - especially for women. That's because if there's anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers, and sport games, it's d...
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· Aug 20, 2026
· 93
America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
U.S. - The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meg...
World
· Aug 21, 2026
· 83
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran
PERSIAN GULF - Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch...
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· Aug 19, 2026
· 87
DeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing Fraud
TALLAHASSEE, FL - After an election night in which the Sunshine State successfully tallied all its votes within hours of the polls closing, Florida Go...
Crime
· Aug 19, 2026
· 56
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA - Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award.
Family
· Aug 19, 2026
· 53
Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms
U.S. - In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for stay-at-home moms.
Crime
· Aug 19, 2026
· 73
Alleged College Drug Kingpin Beginning To Wonder If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake
HAPPY VALLEY, PA - After being caught in a sting by the FBI, Penn State University drug kingpin Agostino Abbatiello began wondering if perhaps taking ...
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