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· Jul 18, 2026
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Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
IRAN - U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate...
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· Jul 18, 2026
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Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
U.S. - Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Cou...
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· Jul 18, 2026
· 59
'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI - Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during ...
Politics
· Jul 17, 2026
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CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
ATLANTA, GA - President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125...
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· Jul 17, 2026
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Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging ele...
U.S.
· Jul 16, 2026
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‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth issued a new order that any military member who is discovered to have low testosterone be immediately...
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· Jul 15, 2026
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Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA - Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contamin...
Life
· Jul 16, 2026
· 56
National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. - The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but if you do, to please be sure that so...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Entertainment
· Jul 16, 2026
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Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
LOS ANGELES, CA - As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the blockbuster film for what they a...
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