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· Feb 20, 2026
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Gavin Newsom's Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He's The One Running California
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running Cali...
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· Feb 19, 2026
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In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever...
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Desperate John Bolton Throws Stink Bomb Into Trump's Board Of Peace Meeting
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'You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn't Judge People,' Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment
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Wife Explains Her Love Language Is For Husband To Go Out And Earn All The Money And Then Come Home And Do All The Chores
Family · Feb 18, 2026
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Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible
Faith Tips · Feb 18, 2026
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Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman
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· Feb 18, 2026
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8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent
Catholic or not, there's nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a wide variety of things she could give u...
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· Feb 19, 2026
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Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls
LONDON - In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former ...
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· Feb 18, 2026
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New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike
NEW YORK CITY - New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to a crushing tax increase.
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· Feb 17, 2026
· 162
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language
MUNICH - In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn Spain for steal...
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· Feb 18, 2026
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Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online
LOS ANGELES, CA - The shocking results of a brand-new study indicate that you can actually think thoughts without posting them online.
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· Dec 15, 2021
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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
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· Feb 17, 2026
· 87
Group Chat Ruined By Android User
U.S. - A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the presence of an Android user, acco...
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· Feb 17, 2026
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Wife Asks For Husband's Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says
STOCKTON, CA - According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion on a minor decision so she would understand ...
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· Feb 12, 2026
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