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Business
· Sep 22, 2026
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Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen
SEATTLE, WA - Amazon announced an update to its package tracking system that would helpfully inform California customers when their package had reache...
Christian Living
· Sep 22, 2026
· 30
Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up
CANTON, OH - Local man Curt Greenfield once again started off the day fairly righteous, right up until the moment that his children woke up.
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· Sep 21, 2026
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CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest wave of legal turmoil enveloping the nation's capital, cable network CNN sued the Trump administration for allegedly ...
Scripture
· Sep 21, 2026
· 75
Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH - Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
U.S.
· Sep 21, 2026
· 41
Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals
ASHBURN, VA - A local data center situated just outside of town, in what is commonly called "Data Center Alley," reportedly disguised itself as an abo...
Media
· Sep 21, 2026
· 52
Trump Revokes Grima Wormtongue’s Press Credentials
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest escalation of his administration's ongoing feud with the mainstream media, President Donald Trump announced on Monday...
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Life
· Sep 17, 2026
· 103
12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want a...
Crime
· Sep 18, 2026
· 99
New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
PLYMOUTH, MA - Reports indicated that a modern "Underground Railroad" had been established to help the lone black juror from the Lindsay Clancy case e...
Celebs
· Sep 18, 2026
· 62
Taylor Swift Releases New Single 'Look What You Made Me Invest In'
NASHVILLE, TN - In honor of her new husband, Travis Kelce, pop megastar Taylor Swift has released a new single titled "Look What You Made Me Invest In...
Economy
· Sep 17, 2026
· 70
Caveman Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs
GÖBEKLITEPE - The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman societ...
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· Sep 22, 2026
Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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25 Years Later...
Today is an emotional day for a lot of us. It marks the anniversary of the day the largest terrorist attack on American soil was carried out, taking t...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Happy Labor Day 2026!
Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
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· Aug 31, 2026
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