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American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions - Article image
Sports · Feb 20, 2026 · 28
American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

CORTINA D'AMPEZZO - The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the American women's bobsled team came in last place a...

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World · Feb 20, 2026 · 39
Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews

TEL AVIV - Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reported...

Gavin Newsom's Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He's The One Running California - Article image
Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 56
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SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running Cali...
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Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 57

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,0...

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Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 56
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SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running Cali...

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