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Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common - Article image
Media · Feb 11, 2026 · 60
Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

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Sports · Feb 11, 2026 · 40
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Church · Feb 11, 2026 · 41
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GILBERT, AZ - According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after finding out that pastor said "worsh" ...
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