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· May 6, 2026
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'A Civilization Will Die Tonight,' Says Donald Trump As He Enters All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp Buffet
CHURCH, VA - Employees at a local shrimp house were reportedly traumatized following a surprise visit by President Trump who, upon arriving, vowed tha...
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· May 6, 2026
· 29
Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church
MOBILE, AL - Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobil...
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· May 5, 2026
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10 New Additions To Trump's Presidential Fitness Test
President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health of America's public s...
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· May 5, 2026
· 41
Democrats Clarify Everyone Is A Nazi Except The Guy With Nazi Tattoo
U.S. - Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running ...
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· May 4, 2026
· 74
Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.
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· May 4, 2026
· 61
Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode
U.S. - Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused of "blatantly jumping the shark" by pl...
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· May 4, 2026
· 55
Newsom Says California Population Is Actually Growing If You Don't Count All The People Who Are Leaving
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom proudly announced over the weekend that the population of California was on the rise, as long as you don't coun...
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· May 4, 2026
· 51
Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
U.S. - In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing of this Tucker Carlson fellow.
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· May 5, 2026
· 43
Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn't Even Tried To Assassinate Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not even made one single attempt to assassinate Presid...
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
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· Mar 12, 2026
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