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· May 5, 2026
Sorry Excuse For BlueSky User Hasn't Even Tried To Assassinate Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not even made one single attempt to assassinate Presid...
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· May 4, 2026
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Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.
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· May 3, 2026
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Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the ...
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· May 2, 2026
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Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness
SAN FRANCISCO - The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight against homelessness.
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· May 1, 2026
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Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio
COLUMBUS, OH - The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a lov...
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· May 4, 2026
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Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
U.S. - In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing of this Tucker Carlson fellow.
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· Apr 30, 2026
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· May 1, 2026
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Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People's Skin, The Racists Will Have Won
There's a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we stop discriminating against people bas...
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· May 1, 2026
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Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer 'Lord Of The Rings' Viewing Schedule
LAKEWOOD, CO - In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the living room to unveil the family's deta...
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