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· Feb 6, 2026
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· Feb 6, 2026
· 48
Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agreed to...
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· 72
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 80
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
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· Feb 5, 2026
· 46
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...
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· Feb 3, 2026
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Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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· Feb 5, 2026
· 55
Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 98
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· Dec 15, 2021
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 58
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 41
American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing
U.S. - The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has officially recommended that surgeons stop doing those gender surgeries on minors that absolutely n...
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