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8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account - Article image
Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 62
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Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it's critical to give posts a once-over b...

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NEW YORK CITY - A new champion has been crowned in the Westminster Dog Show, with a pit bull named "Slayer" winning by default after killing all of th...

Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges - Article image
Church · Feb 8, 2026 · 36
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U.S. - In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no one to monitor how racist birds are becoming.
Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges - Article image
Church · Feb 8, 2026 · 36
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OMAHA, NE - After wrapping up this morning's sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he anxiously awaited his scores from the judges...

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