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· Jan 16, 2026
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Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader
WASHINGTON, D.C - According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing ...
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· Jan 16, 2026
· 44
To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign
U.S. - To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would now only report o...
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· 58
Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg
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· 48
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· 78
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· 43
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· Jan 15, 2026
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· Jan 15, 2026
· 62
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 87
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 129
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
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· Jan 14, 2026
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 92
Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In response to the new food pyramid released by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an alternative food pentagram.
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· Jan 15, 2026
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Tucker Carlson Amazed At How Clean And Well-Run The Murdering Of Iranian Protestors Is
U.S. - After watching the news of the Iranian government executing tens of thousands of protestors, political commentator Tucker Carlson expressed ama...
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