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· May 15, 2026
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Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out
ANAHEIM, CA - Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out during the game.
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· May 15, 2026
· 21
Report: CIA Raided By CIA
LANGLEY, VA - Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelli...
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· May 14, 2026
· 50
Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive
BEIJING - President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial (but common) error: gifti...
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· May 13, 2026
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The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do
As you may have heard, The New York Times revealed this week that Israel has a secret animal training program that literally teaches dogs how to water...
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· May 13, 2026
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BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said 'I'm Fine'
AKRON, OH - Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, a...
Media
· May 12, 2026
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'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women
U.S. - Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.
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· May 12, 2026
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9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work
While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien's masterpiece is c...
Entertainment
· May 13, 2026
· 73
Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy
U.S. - In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as "too far", director Christopher Nolan has cast actor Steve Buscemi a...
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· May 11, 2026
· 90
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been i...
World
· May 12, 2026
· 65
China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso
BEIJING - Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President Donald Trump demanded to negotia...
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