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Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles - Article image
Life · Feb 2, 2026 · 62
Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles

U.S. - What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy an entire day, as a local man's sandwich was ...

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Politics · Feb 2, 2026 · 60
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Life · Jan 31, 2026 · 198
Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are

Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud
Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud
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U.S. · Feb 2, 2026 · 76

ST. PAUL, MN - Governor Tim Walz has emerged from the den of the Governor's Mansion to declare that there will be six more weeks of rioting and fraud.

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Family · Jan 30, 2026 · 48
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a gre...

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Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids

Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids - Featured article image
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a gre...
Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are - Article image
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