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· Nov 20, 2025
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Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time
BEREA, OH - After existing as a known sports entity for over 80 years, the Cleveland Browns embarrassingly admitted that they had only recently come t...
Politics
· Nov 20, 2025
· 13
Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new tax on anyone who makes more than $0....
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· Nov 19, 2025
· 55
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
Being a Christian can be rough - especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christia...
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· Nov 19, 2025
· 68
Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA - Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress Ariana Grande.
Education
· Nov 18, 2025
· 137
Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
PALO ALTO, CA - A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors in the U.S. are unable to recall the ...
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· Nov 19, 2025
· 52
Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
TULSA, OK - Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as a group of wives reached out to each other to schedule a playdate ...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 121
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impending end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 18, 2025
· 89
Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
Church
· Nov 18, 2025
· 45
Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...
Scripture
· Nov 16, 2025
· 123
8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 20, 2025
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· Nov 17, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 7, 2025
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New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #023: New York Tries Gay Communism
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