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· Jun 11, 2026
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Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates was brought before the United States Congress this week to answer for his connection to...
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· Jun 11, 2026
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EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking
SAN ANTONIO, TX - For the health and safety of the team's players, the San Antonio Spurs will be stationing EMTs near its bench at all future games to...
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· Jun 10, 2026
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Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obviou...
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· Jun 9, 2026
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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
U.S. - The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no...
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· Jun 10, 2026
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Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former Pre...
World
· Jun 10, 2026
· 53
Starmer To Irish: Let’s Not Bicker And Argue About Who Beheaded Whom
LONDON - Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irish...
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· Jun 9, 2026
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Top 10 Coolest Spiritual Gifts
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are...
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· Jun 9, 2026
· 72
Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker
EAU CLAIRE, WI - In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welk...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Politics
· Jun 8, 2026
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L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA - After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting a...
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· May 19, 2026
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