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· Feb 24, 2026
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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins
PALM BEACH, FL - In an effort to create a more efficient process for everyone making an attempt on his life, President Donald Trump ordered his staff ...
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Thomas Massie To Hold His Own State Of The Union On Street Corner Outside A T.J. Maxx
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Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins
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Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border
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· Feb 23, 2026
· 118
Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
ATLANTA, GA - While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C...
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· Feb 22, 2026
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 69
Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth
MILAN, ITALY - Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace ...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
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· Feb 23, 2026
· 54
Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games
MILANO - As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respec...
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· Feb 21, 2026
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Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost
UTAH - A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.
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· Feb 19, 2026
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· Feb 12, 2026
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