BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard to Destroy Trump and Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard - Article image
Politics · May 11, 2026 · 13
BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard to Destroy Trump and Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored ...
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache - Article image
World · May 9, 2026 · 59
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST - An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man - Article image
Sports · May 9, 2026 · 51
To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have replaced star player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander ...
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes - Featured article image
Health · May 11, 2026 · 7
MANHATTAN - The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes.
Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth - Article image
U.S. · May 9, 2026 · 47
Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she will order the mothership t...