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· Nov 19, 2025
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10 Proofs Jesus Was American
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· Nov 19, 2025
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Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
PALO ALTO, CA - A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors in the U.S. are unable to recall the ...
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
SHAWNEE, KS - On the heels of the band's new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas hymn "O Come, O Come Emmanuel," a local grandma w...
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
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· Nov 16, 2025
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You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 71
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 80
After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 13, 2025
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New Video - Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
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