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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real - Article image
Life · Dec 26, 2025 · 68
Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real

KNOXVILLE, TN - It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to t...

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ST. PAUL, MN - In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 bill...

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT - Local wife Brittany Spencer was reportedly seen starting her Christmas planning for next year on December 26th.
The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025 - Article image
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