Education
· Sep 1, 2026
Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH - In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed ever...
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 62
CNN Banned In New Mexico After New State Law Criminalizes Fake News
ALBUQUERQUE, NM - CNN has officially been forced off the air in New Mexico after the state passed a new law criminalizing fake news.
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay
PLYMOUTH, MA - After seventeen hours of deliberations over the span of three days, a jury was still struggling to decide whether murder is wrong.
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· Aug 28, 2026
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7 Tragic World Events As Reported By The Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation f...
Life
· Aug 30, 2026
· 84
Woman Who Has Nothing Bad To Say About Her Husband Uninvited From Ladies Lunch Group
PALO ALTO, CA - Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say ...
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· Aug 28, 2026
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Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance 'Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000
U.S. - Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Here Are The 12 Toughest Trials That God Has Allowed American Christians To Face
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird...
Politics
· Aug 28, 2026
· 61
El-Sayed Forces Democrats To Take Stance On Whether Terrorism Is Good
U.S. - Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a positio...
Business
· Aug 25, 2026
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7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations
Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackf...
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