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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven - Article image
Christian Living · Nov 16, 2025 · 63
Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven

WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...

Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated - Article image
Scripture · Nov 16, 2025 · 61
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OXFORD - After much deliberation, an international team of Bible scholars has recently determined that an alleged third letter of Paul to the Corinthi...

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You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.

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ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...

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ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...
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