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· Jan 16, 2026
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Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could co...
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· Jan 16, 2026
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Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about ...
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· Jan 16, 2026
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New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat
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Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is
Science · Jan 15, 2026
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Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say 'Visit Lovely Greenland'
U.S. · Jan 15, 2026
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· Jan 15, 2026
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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude
Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
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· Jan 14, 2026
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Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to brin...
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 123
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
World
· Jan 15, 2026
· 58
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...
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· Jan 14, 2026
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Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.
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· Dec 15, 2021
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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 69
Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and c...
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· Jan 13, 2026
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9 Astonishing Facts You Didn't Know About Heaven
Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God's people (and way better than Hell), but what is it like really?
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· Jan 15, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #033: Iran and Scott Adams
Kyle and the gang are back for another Buzz and this time the protests in Iran seem to be the big news, along with the passing of Dilbert creator, Sco...
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· Jan 9, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #032: New Year, New Food Pyramid
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· Jan 5, 2026
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