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Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday - Article image
Sports · Feb 9, 2026
Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday

SANTA CLARA, CA - A key part of New England's team experienced deep disappointment this morning, as the Patriots' offensive line learned that the Supe...

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Sports · Feb 8, 2026 · 79
The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution

U.S. - The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an "even more patriotic" alternative halftime show, which will feature Supreme Court...

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Church · Feb 8, 2026 · 72
Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges

OMAHA, NE - After wrapping up this morning's sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he anxiously awaited his scores from the judges...
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SANTA CLARA, CA - Following this year's Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and...

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Sports · Feb 8, 2026 · 99
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NEW YORK CITY - A new champion has been crowned in the Westminster Dog Show, with a pit bull named "Slayer" winning by default after killing all of th...

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NEW YORK CITY - A new champion has been crowned in the Westminster Dog Show, with a pit bull named "Slayer" winning by default after killing all of th...
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Church · Feb 8, 2026 · 72
Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges

OMAHA, NE - After wrapping up this morning's sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he anxiously awaited his scores from the judges...

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Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it's critical to give posts a once-over b...
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While the Summer Olympics are often lauded for their impressive displays of elite athletic prowess, the Winter Olympics are often (rightfully or wrong...
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