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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real - Article image
Life · Dec 26, 2025 · 66
Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real

KNOXVILLE, TN - It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to t...

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The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025

As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After ho...
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ST. PAUL, MN - In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 bill...

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