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Controversy In Michigan Tarnishes NCAA’s Otherwise Perfect Reputation
ANN ARBOR, MI - A highly controversial ending at Michigan Stadium has unfortunately put a slight black eye on the NCAA's otherwise sterling reputation...
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· Sep 5, 2026
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Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts
WASHINGTON, D.C. - American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United S...
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· Sep 4, 2026
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U.S. - The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity.
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· Sep 5, 2026
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Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
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· Sep 4, 2026
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Trump Renames The Montreal Canadiens As The Montreal Americans
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump announced on Friday that he had successfully annexed the Canadian hockey team, the Montreal Canadiens, and w...
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· Sep 3, 2026
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Tiger Woods’ License Suspended After Court Determines He Is Half-Asian
JUPITER, FL - A Florida court suspended golf legend Tiger Woods' driver's license for five years after an investigation determined that he is half-Asi...
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· Sep 3, 2026
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Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women's Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
NEW YORK, NY - Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women's rights, but no one in the room co...
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· Sep 3, 2026
· 69
Progressive Church To Allow Mail-In Attendance
PORTLAND, ME - Progressive local church First United Methodist of Portland announced that it would now be offering a mail-in attendance option for its...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 77
Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH - In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed ever...
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