Babylon Bee logo Babylon Bee logo
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Bee Minus
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Skip to main content
Gavin Newsom's Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He's The One Running California - Article image
Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 8
Gavin Newsom's Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He's The One Running California

SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running Cali...

In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money - Article image
Politics · Feb 19, 2026 · 99
In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever...

Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback - Article image
Entertainment · Feb 19, 2026 · 59
Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback

OTTAWA - The international community had reportedly changed its tune on assisted suicide, even going so far as to openly praise Canada following an an...
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court - Featured article image
Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 27

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,0...

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics - Article image
Sports · Feb 19, 2026 · 76
Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

MILANO - One of the world's most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the innocent residents of an unsusp...

Sports · Feb 19, 2026 · 76
Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics - Featured article image
MILANO - One of the world's most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the innocent residents of an unsusp...
Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback - Article image
Entertainment · Feb 19, 2026 · 59
Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback

OTTAWA - The international community had reportedly changed its tune on assisted suicide, even going so far as to openly praise Canada following an an...

Subscriber Headlines

Democrats Insist MS-13 Tattoos Count As Voter Identification

Feb 12, 2026 | TwoDegreesOff


Husband Explains He Can't Build A Chicken Coop On Stolen Land

Feb 7, 2026 | Kirgol

Visit Forum


Latest

View All
Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip - Article image
Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip
Health · Feb 19, 2026 · 53
Desperate John Bolton Throws Stink Bomb Into Trump's Board Of Peace Meeting - Article image
Desperate John Bolton Throws Stink Bomb Into Trump's Board Of Peace Meeting
U.S. · Feb 19, 2026 · 50
'You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn't Judge People,' Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment - Article image
'You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn't Judge People,' Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment
Theology · Feb 18, 2026 · 99
Wife Explains Her Love Language Is For Husband To Go Out And Earn All The Money And Then Come Home And Do All The Chores - Article image
Wife Explains Her Love Language Is For Husband To Go Out And Earn All The Money And Then Come Home And Do All The Chores
Family · Feb 18, 2026 · 70
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible - Article image
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible
Faith Tips · Feb 18, 2026 · 49
Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman - Article image
Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman
Entertainment · Feb 18, 2026 · 62

Buzzing

View All
8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent - Article image
Sponsored · Feb 18, 2026 · 78
8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent

Catholic or not, there's nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a wide variety of things she could give u...
Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls - Article image
World · Feb 19, 2026 · 72
Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls

LONDON - In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former ...
New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike - Article image
U.S. · Feb 18, 2026 · 69
New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike

NEW YORK CITY - New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to a crushing tax increase.
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language - Article image
Politics · Feb 17, 2026 · 162
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language

MUNICH - In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn Spain for steal...

Must Read

Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online - Article image
Internet · Feb 18, 2026 · 61
Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online

LOS ANGELES, CA - The shocking results of a brand-new study indicate that you can actually think thoughts without posting them online.
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child - Article image
Sponsored · Dec 15, 2021 · 174
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child

First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Group Chat Ruined By Android User - Article image
Tech · Feb 17, 2026 · 87
Group Chat Ruined By Android User

U.S. - A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the presence of an Android user, acco...
Wife Asks For Husband's Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says - Article image
Family · Feb 17, 2026 · 83
Wife Asks For Husband's Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says

STOCKTON, CA - According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion on a minor decision so she would understand ...

Don't Miss

Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever - Article image
Family · Jan 25, 2025 · 72
Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever

SALT LAKE CITY, UT - The algorithm that dictates ads on Instagram sprang into action as Rachel Myers settled into bed, the app sensing she was tired a...
After Second Failed Launch, NASA Decides To Scrap Artemis Program And Just Fake Another Moon Landing - Article image
After Second Failed Launch, NASA Decides To Scrap Artemis Program And Just Fake Another Moon Landing
Tech · Sep 5, 2022 · 109
Biden Unveils Vote-By-Telegram Proposal - Article image
Biden Unveils Vote-By-Telegram Proposal
Politics · May 14, 2020 · 20
With Government Shut Down, Citizens Forced To Interfere In Their Own Lives - Article image
With Government Shut Down, Citizens Forced To Interfere In Their Own Lives
Politics · Jan 8, 2019 · 14
God Apologizes For Gendered Language In Bible - Article image
God Apologizes For Gendered Language In Bible
Lifestyle · Nov 15, 2016 · 11
Bible App Opens To Same Place It Was Open To When You Went To Church Three Weeks Ago - Article image
Bible App Opens To Same Place It Was Open To When You Went To Church Three Weeks Ago
Scripture · Nov 4, 2021 · 95
Score! Doctor Left A Cool Skeleton In Room For You To Play With - Article image
Score! Doctor Left A Cool Skeleton In Room For You To Play With
Life · May 13, 2025 · 79

Premium Content

View All
New Video - The Buzz #038: This Country Is Going To The Dogs - Article image
Premium · Feb 19, 2026 · 19
New Video - The Buzz #038: This Country Is Going To The Dogs

The crew at The Babylon Bee tells you everything you need to know so you can avoid getting shot by ICE and whether you should pick dogs or Muslims. Al...
New Video - The Buzz #037: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Wasn’t That Bad - Article image
Premium · Feb 13, 2026 · 30
New Video - The Buzz #037: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Wasn’t That Bad

The Babylon Bee is back to talk about the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how it wasn't that bad (so says Emma). Kid Rock is now doing an alternate All-A...
New Video - How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE - Article image
Premium · Feb 12, 2026 · 24
New Video - How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE

ICE is out of control. They are the thuggish enforcing arm of a fascist regime, indiscriminately shooting people in the streets for literally no reaso...
Halftime Show Faceoff! - Article image
Premium · Feb 9, 2026 · 83
Halftime Show Faceoff!

A new front has opened up in the longest war in American history: the Culture War! Our country is so divided that we now need to have two halftime sho...

Greatest Hits

View All
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat - Article image
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
Worldviews · Jan 17, 2019 · 56
El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President - Article image
El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President
Politics · Dec 27, 2019 · 11
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' - Article image
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats'
Health · Mar 27, 2020 · 22
Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups - Article image
Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups
U.S. · Nov 3, 2016 · 16
Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance - Article image
Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance
Sponsored · Oct 7, 2020 · 65
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office' - Article image
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office'
Politics · Sep 25, 2018 · 13

All News

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.