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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan - Article image
Family · Nov 27, 2025 · 15
Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan

U.S. - Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone...

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Culture · Nov 26, 2025 · 52
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Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 74
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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MOULTONBOROUGH, NH - To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-min...

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Family · Nov 26, 2025 · 43
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BOISE, ID - Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an...

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BOISE, ID - Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an...
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 74
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.

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