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Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is The Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening - Article image
Worldviews · Jul 27, 2026 · 42
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats issued a forceful condemnation today of Dr. Anthony Fauci's diary for its vicious attacks against science.

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