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· Nov 6, 2026
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Newsom Clears Murderers Out Of Death Row To Make Room For People Caught With Plastic Straws
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Gavin Newsom signed an executive order on Thursday granting immediate clemency to all 548 inmates currently resid...
Health
· Nov 6, 2026
· 33
‘Why Do I Feel So Rotten?' Asks Man Briefly Coming Up For Air Between Twinkies
RALEIGH, NC - Briefly catching his breath between Twinkies, local man Brantley Nettles wondered why he felt so rotten.
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· Nov 5, 2026
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Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over
Listen up, Texans: most of you have never experienced living under Democratic rule, and there are some new realities you need to be ready for.
Politics
· Nov 4, 2026
· 132
Cheer Up, Friends: Here Are 8 Silver Linings Of The Republicans Getting Blown Out
Turn those frowns upside down, everyone! Even though the Democrats won sweeping victories across the country in the midterms, it's not all bad news ou...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 38
After Seeing Election Results, Trump Announces Retaliatory Tariffs On America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Thursday morning, President Donald Trump announced retaliatory tariffs on the United States after his political party suffered m...
Celebs
· Nov 5, 2026
· 49
Russell Brand Convicted In UK Court On Charges Of Raping While Not Muslim
LONDON - Harsh justice looked set to be carried out soon, as actor-comedian-podcaster Russell Brand was found guilty in a UK court on charges of rapin...
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· Nov 4, 2026
· 60
Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico
EL PASO, TX - After the political winds ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, with radical Democrats taking power in what had...
Politics
· Nov 3, 2026
· 81
Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the elec...
Politics
· Nov 3, 2026
· 97
Babylon Bee Guide: What To Do If Your Side Loses The Election
We know Election Day can be stressful for everyone, even if it is just the midterms. That's why we're here to help you feel your feelings and express ...
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 112
We Asked 12 Californians Why They Keep Voting For Democrats
Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Califo...
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· Nov 6, 2026
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | November 6, 2026
It's been quite the week, but Friday has arrived at last! That means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup - here are the biggest ...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 57
Office Buzz: 'Why Is *** Offensive?'
For writers like the intrepid journalists at The Babylon Bee, it sometimes looks like we're goofing around when what we're really doing is brainstormi...
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· Nov 4, 2026
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How To Keep Things In Perspective When The Commies Take Over
One of the main reactions conservatives can have to an election like we just witnessed, in which the radical Democrats seem poised to take everything ...
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· Nov 3, 2026
· 37
The Babylon Bee's 2026 Election Coverage Roundup
The 2026 Midterm Elections are upon us, and voters around the nation are running to the polls to cast their ballots to either save or destroy America....
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