Education
· May 26, 2026
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Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ - Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at...
Church
· May 26, 2026
· 39
Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses
VATICAN CITY - A new papal encyclical warning about the dangers of AI reportedly provoked an answer from AI language model Grok, which published 95 th...
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· May 24, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon B...
Crime
· May 26, 2026
· 63
Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend
CHICAGO, IL - The Chicago Police Department confirmed on Tuesday morning that every single resident of the city had been shot over the long holiday we...
Politics
· May 25, 2026
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Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of his backyard barbecue guests...
Entertainment
· May 25, 2026
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Review: 'The Mandalorian And Grogu' Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine
The first Star Wars feature film in seven years should have been a grand event. But from the moment the opening text rolled, it was clear something wa...
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· May 22, 2026
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10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale
Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next profession...
Politics
· May 23, 2026
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Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle
BANGOR, ME - Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Church
· May 22, 2026
· 64
Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You'd Love To Help, But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement
Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you...
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· May 25, 2026
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It's Memorial Day: Whom Are You Honoring?
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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· May 18, 2026
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Rejected Babylon Bee Photoshop #3492
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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